FUCK YOU BLOG ABOUT FACEBOOK
irony isn't even funny anymore.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Why won't you let me look at a bigger profile picture of that chick?
Facebook, don't be a prude. Where do you live anyway, Utah? You're like a Mormon withholding that chick's picture from me. The photo you PROVIDE is so damn small and I can't remember if she has thick thighs. HOW WILL I KNOW IF I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER? I know you have the picture inside of you. release it. or i will release my rage.
DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE, FACEBOOK
No matter how many friends we might have in common, facebook, i'm going to fuck you up. I'm going to find out where you live and get you. I'm sick of status updates PARADING new year's resolutions. WELL HERE'S MINE FOR 2009 FACEBOOK--WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE I'M GOING TO POKE YOU WITH A STICK OF DYNAMITE. in each orifice. now, please, step into my office.
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