Friday, January 16, 2009

Why won't you let me look at a bigger profile picture of that chick?

Facebook, don't be a prude. Where do you live anyway, Utah? You're like a Mormon withholding that chick's picture from me. The photo you PROVIDE is so damn small and I can't remember if she has thick thighs. HOW WILL I KNOW IF I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER? I know you have the picture inside of you. release it. or i will release my rage.